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Santa’s Server Hacked…??!! SJW Elves Suspected

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138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa’s Nice List In Middle Of Night

The Babylon Bee–NORTH POLE—Santa Claus’s nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.

But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.

After sorting kids according to their niceness or naughtiness for hours, Santa had abruptly stopped counting and gone to bed, saying he was tired and taking a break for the night, even though he is magical and does not need to sleep.

**Found at The Babylon Bee so even if one adds the /sarc ‘n/snark tag you can bet the article will get fact checked by the Mainstream Media.

Ilhan Omar Caught Providing ‘Selfless’ Community Service To The US Post Office

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“Helping the Post Office in this time of COVID-19 and Election Year crush of mail in ballots, is the least I could do to repay my debt to the country that took me in and gave me the wonderful opportunity to become a US Representative,” said Rep. Omar while taking a break from her busy mail collection route.

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