Speech must be Free, but necessarily not without Cost
It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to point out (heh) that the newest “Challenge” in support of Gun Control could leave the participants digitally challenged. But, hey….most of the Tide Pod Generation are Two Thumb texters, so it probably wouldn’t matter to them any way.
The Tide Pods craze is so….yesterday. Hello, Goatberries. Betcha can’t eat just one.
Jimmy’s hurrying to stock up on his favorite Tide Pod snackies before the age restriction and ID check goes into effect. When asked what his plans were for staying stocked with the tasty little treats ‘post-ban’, Jimmy said, “I know the addresses of all the Procter & Gamble employees within 100 miles of here. I’ll just kidnap some family members and ….well, you can figure out the rest of the plan.”
**FakeNewsAlert**
If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was for true idiots, well, the Benadryl Challenge takes ‘idiot’ to a whole ‘nuther level of comatose.
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied. Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.
