Tide Pod ‘Secret Snacker’

Jimmy’s hurrying to stock up on his favorite Tide Pod snackies before the age restriction and ID check goes into effect.  When asked what his plans were for staying stocked with the tasty little treats ‘post-ban’, Jimmy said, “I know the addresses of all the Procter & Gamble employees within 100 miles of here.  I’ll just kidnap some family members and ….well, you can figure out the rest of the plan.”

**FakeNewsAlert**

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Procter & Gamble’s New Line of “Tide Snacks” – Easter Candy Shortage Update

Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions. Update – The demand for Tide Pods “Peeps” Easter Candy has been so exuberant that shelves are already emptied.  Disappointed shoppers were heard to say that “these Pod Peeps went faster than a $99 dollar 60 Inch Big Screen TV at Walmart on Black Friday”.

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