Bernie Sanders. The man who may have his finger on the trigger of our economy. I trust my Proctologist’s finger to do the right thing way more than I trust Bernie Sandals’ digits. And, to say the least, my Proctologist uses a little K-Y.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Trump’s Answer to Protesters
Here’s Donald Trump’s solution to dissenters at his political events.
Trump Wins First Lady’s Endorsement
After a remarkably Presidential performance in last night’s Florida Republican Primary Debate, Donald Trump received this stunning endorsement….
Here’s First Lady Moochelle in the Spin Room following the debate.
Hillary’s Own Voter Thinks She’s Full of BS
Watch as this young, female, targeted Hillary voter shows her obvious disgust with Hillary’s continued bullshit. You know it’s pretty deep when even hand-picked audience members (the ones in the prime seats) can’t gag it down. That look was priceless and probably very similar to the one that caused Monica to blurp up a stain on the ol’ blue dress.
Call 1-800-MOVE-A-LIB
Call Now!! It will be too late for reservations after next Tuesday’s Electoral Blow-out. It’s guaranteed to be like a “Super Colon Detox Cleanse” for the American electorate. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. Libs don’t be caught with your pants down.
WTF – Off To Vote For Trump
She’s obviously a “low rider” voter.
Three Errant Photo Ops
Here’s 3 photo ops that would be Presidential candidates wish they had avoided like a bad burrito from Chipotle.
