“We’re All Gonna Die”
Three Monkeys
Each of these three fling their own special brand of poop. You have the diarrhea of the mouth type, the extremely constipated shriveled form, and then you have your explosive projectile spewing type.
Europe is Lost – Might As Well Grow a Beard
What do you think happens when the terrorists know they are invincible from 9:00pm in the evening to oh, say, 05:00 in the ‘effing am?
From the Washington Post, “Bomb attacks show how Belgium became an incubator of terror“.
The Belgian police have also been hampered by bizarre rules. According to Belgian Justice Minister Koen Geens, just two days after the Paris attacks
Abdeslam was “likely in a flat in Molenbeek.” But because of the country’s penal code, which prohibits raids between 9 p.m. and 5 a.m. unless a crime is in progress or in case of fire, police were ordered to wait until dawn to pursue him. By then, Abdeslam was nowhere to be seen.
AGW – It’s Windy In the Hood Today
My trashcan went missing today. I’m blaming it on AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). It couldn’t be “March going out like a lion“, could it?
Today’s Bacon – Green Eggs and Bacon and Beer
We might be missing the “Green Eggs, Sam-I-am“, but we got a Green hat. And Beer. And pre-bacon, Bacon. And a shopping cart??
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Slouching From the Cheerios – #Whiners
From the WaPost.com, “The baffling reason many millennials don’t eat cereal“.
Few things are as painless to prepare as cereal. Making it requires little more than pouring something (a cereal of your choice) into a bowl and then pouring something else (a milk of your choice) into the same bowl. Eating it requires
little more than a spoon and your mouth. The food, which Americans still buy $10 billion of annually, has thrived over the decades, at least in part, because of this very quality: its convenience.
And yet, for today’s youth, cereal isn’t easy enough.
[A]nother thing happening, which should scare cereal makers — and, really, anyone who has a stake in this country’s future — more: A large contingent of millennials are uninterested in breakfast cereal because eating it means using a bowl, and bowls don’t clean themselves (or get tossed in the garbage). Bowls, kids these days groan, have to be cleaned.
Spring Fails to Show This Year
Here’s another AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) update from the annals of AccuWeather.com, “Spring snowstorm to target Boston, graze NYC, Philly“.
With the first day of spring ending up colder than Christmas Day, the stage is set for disruptive snow to ride up the coast of the northeastern United States
Sunday evening into Monday.
After wet snow in the mid-Atlantic struggles to stick to roads, the threat of snow-covered roads will heighten Sunday evening into Monday as an offshore storm begins to strengthen and cause moderate to heavy snow along the Northeast coast.
