Daily Darwin – Bearly Any Common Sense At All

Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.


Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors


Hillary’s New StairMaster

hillary_hillary_version_of_stairmasterHillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”

She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”

She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster  was provided  through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.

**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.


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