Remember: **AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)
Climate Change/Weather
AGW – Baby It’s Cold Outside
From the DailyMail, “Get ready for the chill! Forecasters predict temperatures could fall 35 degrees BELOW average as a polar plunge sweeps across the country”.
People across the country and digging into their closets for gloves and scarves ahead of the arrival of the first polar plunge of the season this week.
In what is being described as the coldest arctic blast since last winter, cities as far apart as Seattle and Chicago are expecting to cop a snow-coating in the coming days.
AGW – Revenge of the Murdered Birds
From the Smithsonian, “the giant spinning turbines are basically bird death traps – and often they cut through prime flying space making the carnage even worse.” And the birds are pissed.
AGW – Gender Equality Cools the Globe?
Huh?? At least according to these folks at the Women Gender Constituency , a little more love in our hearts for Gender Equality (and Women, of course) will fix our AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) problem. Really. Ladies and Genders, let’s go tilt some Windmills. Charge.
Al Gore Is Still Gross
Al Gore spent a few hours back on the campaign trail with Hillary last week. We learned two things from Al on the stump, 1) he’s still a really gross bag of wind and, 2) as reported by HotAir, “Last week Hillary agreed that Gore ‘won’ 2000 election“.
As the New York and Beltway media light their collective heads on fire over Donald Trump’s reluctance to accept the results of an election that has yet to take place, let’s walk down memory lane for a moment to see how willing Hillary Clinton has been to accept past election results she wasn’t pleased with.
Thankfully, we don’t have to go too far back in time. How about just last week as Clinton appeared with Al Gore in Miami, FL.
Eat your heart out, Donald. Only Liberals are allowed to question electoral outcomes.
Leonardo–Take Your Goat and Shove Up Your Wind Generator
The Chicago Tribune writes that Leonardo DiCaprio says, “Politicians who don’t believe in climate change ‘should not be allowed to hold public office’“.
Capping a day-long futurist fair and alternative music fest on the South Lawn of the
White House Monday, President Barack Obama told actor Leonardo DiCaprio and atmospheric scientist Katharine Hayhoe “we’re really in a race against time” to curb the worst impacts of climate change.
“We must empower leaders who not only believe in climate change but are willing to do something about it,” DiCaprio said. “The scientific consensus is in, and the argument is now over. If you do not believe in climate change you do not believe in facts, or in science, or empirical truths, and therefore in my humble opinion should not be allowed to hold public office.”
Now, Leonardo, in my humble opinion, the only good use for your wind generators is to tie up your goats. Contemplate that on your trip to Mars.
