Daily Darwin – ISIS Rocket Suppository

Darwin is fond of saying that there is nothing like a ‘rocket suppository’ in the morning to get a terrorist’s genomes moving.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Rocket Man

Darwin dutifully writes that strapping a rocket to ones ass and then expecting a good outcome for one’s genomes has always been a delusion.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Real Fireworks

Darwin posits that when one consumes a 6 pack of Colt45 Talls and then stumbles over to the Reservation Smoke and Fireworks Shop, endeavoring to purchase a firework called “Giant Balls-Buster”, that same proud owner should not allow that same “Giant Balls-Buster” firework anywhere near his very own genomes.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Squandered Their Luck

Darwin says notably, that some genomes are destined to use all of their good fortune in one glorious moment. After that, it’ll be a paper cut or an ingrown toenail that gets ’em.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places

Darwin is beside himself with mirth after this unlucky suitor failed to find his love by searching a hole in a tree.  It’s a good thing, Darwin notes, that his genomes weren’t involved in the search.  That effort would have, indeed, redefined ‘prickly’.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Jaywalking Genome

Darwin always questions whether the “Look Both Ways” recessive genome has disappeared entirely from the ‘Jaywalker’ subclass of the human species.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – How’s Your Surfer Dudes, Dude?

Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Bearly Any Common Sense At All

Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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