If President Trump can do his ‘Day Job’ and then schlep himself to a Political Rally after dinner in order to help get Republicans elected in your state, you certainly can get out of your recliner and vote. Sit this one out and they’ll be coming for your recliner, your beer, your bullets, your AR-15, your straws, your money, your car, your electricity, your kids, your job, your religion, your gender…. Vote like your balls depend on it.
Great Pumpkins!! Pumpkin memes are like Lays Potato Chips, you can’t have just one more.
The former candidate for President and spokesperson for Tourette’s Syndrome, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke has found his niche.
It’s true that we’ve not yet passed that “Black Friday” holiday milestone, but one might say that this is a dual purpose post – one to warn you that Christmas themed memes are on their way, and the other to introduce the “Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself” category. So… Drumroll please. Just like Christmas lights Jeffrey Epstein didn’t hang himself.
Apparantly, AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) hasn’t affected the Polar Bear’s appetite for fools, liberals and Climate Scientists.
The City of Chicago is NOW HIRING School Bus Tail Gunners. Experience Preferred. Immediate Openings In The Austin, Garfield Park, Englewood, Humboldt Park, and North Lawndale ‘Hoods.
From HeyJackass.com 2019 Deadliest ‘hoods
**/sarc ‘n /snark
