Gillette – “Caught You Looking….”

For the WIN last week at the National Spelling Bee competition….

Moderator: Your word is HYPOCRISY. An example of a hypocrite is a person who says they care about the environment, but are constantly littering. Hypocrisy.

Contestant: Alright. HYPOCRISY. Hypocrisy. G-I-L-L-E-T-T-E.  Gillette. Hypocrisy.

And the audience breaks out into cheers

Redrum Boy, Danny ‘Torrence’ Radcliffe, Hates Tom Brady’s MAGA Hat

The New York Post observes, “Daniel Radcliffe puts Tom Brady on blast over MAGA hat.”  Now, personally, I don’t think Redrum Boy, Danny ‘Torrence’ Radcliffe, has been in a good movie since “The Shining“.  Heh.  And he probably thinks Tom Brady plays Center Back (or Sweeper) for the New England Soccer Patriots.  Heh, heh.

Redrum Boy, Danny ‘Torrence’ Radcliffe

“Take that MAGA hat out of your locker,” Radcliffe said, in response to Brady, in 2015, having a “Make America Great Again” cap in his locker.

“The whole world is rooting against the Patriots,” Radcliffe said.

Just STFU ‘Redrum’ Danny.

Saudi Consulate Gift Shop Was Sold Out Of Those ‘Cool’ Keffiyeh Head Scarf Things

Click Door Three to see what you got from the Saudi Consulate Gift Shop.  Hint.  It not a coincidence that Door Three looks quite “medieval“.

Warning: Door Three Never, Ever has anything you want.

**Eye Bleach Alert

Surfing Port-Au-Prince…

May not be the best idea you’ve ever had.  NPR writes, “Port-Au-Prince: A City Of Millions, With No Sewer System.

Port-au-Prince is about the size of Chicago. But it doesn’t have a sewer system. It’s one of the largest cities in the world without one.

That’s a big problem, but never more so than during a time of cholera.

Public health authorities say cholera will stay in the environment for a long time, because Haiti has the worst sanitation in this hemisphere.

So what does happen to all of the products of our human internal combustion system.  Again, from NPR, “Haiti’s ‘Bayakou’: Hauling Away Human Excrement By Hand.

Haiti’s capital city doesn’t have a sewer system. Instead, so-called nightsoil, or human excrement, is largely removed by hand by workers who toil at night under cover of darkness.

Port-au-Prince, Haiti, is one of the largest cities in the world without a central sewage system. Most of the more than 3 million residents use outhouses and rely on workers with some of the worst jobs in the world, hauling away human excrement by hand one bucket at a time. The men are called bayakou, and they work in the dark by candlelight.

**I did a little “Recycling” here because the Toxic Surfer Meme was most excellent.

Senator Kyrsten ‘Boots’ Sinema (Democrat-AZ) – “Pretty Woman”

The Boots? Not so much….

Senator Kyrsten ‘Boots’ Sinema going to work.
Senator Kyrsten ‘Boots’ Sinema hard at work.

Roy Orbison – “Oh, Pretty Woman”

Julia Roberts “Pretty Woman” – (Loveliest Boots on the Planet)

‘Notorious RBG’ Amber Alert

Curious that even the “Google” has no current information on the status of ‘Notorious RBG’s’ health. It’s as if…. Well, not talking about her will give the Democrats enough time to Impeach Donald Trump so they can say, “An Impeached President can’t nominate a Supreme Court Justice…”  Do ya think?