Darwin hilariously reports that this tasty morsel (or genome) from 9News Colorado about a “CO man accused of removing a transgender woman’s testicles” says it all. As a matter of fact, Darwin thinks it might be way too much information.
Police say a man faces felony assault charges after he used an Army surgical kit to remove the testicles of a transgender woman.
Records say during that interview, Pennington told investigators he agreed to perform the medical procedure at the victim’s apartment in Denver.
Eeewww!!
Detectives say the surgical kit contained a scalpel, lidocaine, medical dressings, and other medical equipment.
Records state Pennington “used the scalpel and surgically disconnected and removed the victim’s 2 testicles and then sutured the opening back up.” The victim’s wife was with her during what was described…as a 90-minute-long procedure.
Because “the testicles could not be re-attached due to time delay of a procedure to 911 call” we arrive at the second part of the story. The couple headed off to Montana’s Famous “Testicle Festival”. Even though the Festival turned out not to be BYO testicles, there were still many festivities to enjoy.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes, ironically, that a skateboarding ‘High Five Fail’ not only ruins one’s coffee delivery plans, but also subjects one’s genomes to a severe case of road rash.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin finds it amusing that a useless pastime like Pogo Sticking can wreak such havoc on a pair of genomes. Hence, he calls those wrecked family heirlooms, ‘genome jam’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin states, with more than a little trepidation, that the potential here to ‘eat asphalt’ can be overwhelming to one’s genomes. Not to mention hard on the teeth and complexion.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin chortles that being ‘Selfie Absorbed’ while charming snakes is the equivalent of baring ones genomes and asking Adam Vinatieri, the Colts outstanding field goal kicker, if he thinks he can get ’em through the uprights.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that when one uses their melon as a melon-smasher, that same one’s genomes are likely to get more melon than was bargained for.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says, “BOOM!!” goes your genomes, Mr. Rocket Scientist” along with that Ukrainian Ammo Depot.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin points out that diving into six inches of water, genomes first, so to speak, tends to scramble ones intellectuals – and other personal parts.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
