“Ground Control to Major Wong, err…Chairman Kim. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…”
Davie Bowie – “Space Oddity”
h/t – zerohedge
Kim Jong-Un
Kim Jong-RocketMan
Instead of referring to Kim Jong-un as ‘Little Fat Man’, President Donald Trump is now referring to the short, fat, hair challenged North Korean Dictator as ‘Rocket Man‘. Some say it’s a term of endearment, others say it’s an attempt at rapprochement. Who knows? At least President Trump isn’t calling Kim “Cinderfella“. Yet…
Little Kim Jong Tests the ‘Big Un’
As reported in The New York Times, “North Korea Says It Tested a Hydrogen Bomb Meant for Missiles“. The ‘kimchi‘ keeps getting deeper.
North Korea carried out its sixth and most powerful nuclear test in an extraordinary show of defiance against President Trump on Sunday, saying it had detonated a hydrogen bomb that could be mounted on an intercontinental ballistic missile.
The test, which the North called a “complete success,” was the first to clearly surpass the destructive power of the bombs dropped on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in World War II.
A gallery of Kim Jong playing with his little ‘un’.
Norks – Kim Gets a New Look
Meet the ‘Dear Leaders’ new persona – Kim Jong-Kar. After his big reveal, Kim was heard asking some of his staff, “You don’t think my boobs and butt are too big do you? And do be careful how you answer, boys.” Crickets….
Trump Out Kongs Kim
The Wall Street Journal reports North Korea’s Kim Jong-un has “Backed[s] Off Guam Missile-Attack Threat“. Perhaps, it was Donald Trump’s channeling of “Dr. Strangelove’s” Major T. J. “King” Kong that persuaded him.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has decided not to launch a threatened missile attack on Guam, Pyongyang’s state media reported on Tuesday, but warned that he could change his mind “if the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions.”
Major T. J. “King” Kong’s Ride – “Dr. Strangelove”
Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong-un Reach Agreement
Both Kim and Trump have reached agreement that territorial integrity of each of their most personal hairstyle assets shall not be encroached upon or expropriated by either party in any way. Any perceived incidence of such misappropriation will immediately be taken to the full UN Security Council for adjudication.
