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Donald “The Donald” Trump
Trump Writes Elizabeth ‘Pocahontas’ Warren A Check
Prolly didn’t happen, but if it did….Perfect.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Trump Victory Garden
Order your seeds today for a gloriously bountiful harvest of pompadovers this spring.
Trump ‘Clint Eastwoods’ Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi
President Donald Trump borrowed a page from Clint Eastwood’s 2012 RNC ‘Empty Chair‘ speech and did an ‘Eastwood’ on Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi after their passive-aggressive decision to boycott a Presidential meeting on the current tax reform legislation. The poor babies didn’t like a Trump Tweet. Chuck. Nancy. Your really make it oh, so easy for Trump to troll you. Man up! You to Chuck.
USA Today has the rest of the story.
Donald Trump Announces His Post-Presidential Plans
Mr. Trump announced that since he’s been such a ‘yuuugely‘ successful President, that after he retires from office, he might consider doing the same for the English Monarchy. He’s was heard saying, “At least I’d be close to some of my great Golf Properties so I wouldn’t have to stay at that Buckingham Palace dump.”
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Covfefe Land Force One
This would be a good license plate for President Donald “the Covfefe” Trump.
