This works in so many ways….
political correctness
Lovers Quarrel
You better make up quick, Mo, before she starts on your face.
Daily Darwin – Blonde Sliding Gene, Recessive
You really have to watch out for that first step, whatever way you stumble over it.
NYTimes: Slouching Toward Hillary

Chiraq – Redux
They say “necessity is a mother”. The cops crackdown on guns, so the fine youngsters from the neighborhood pay a visit to the “Rez” and come back with some “crackers.”
Someone Had to Ask
Inquiring minds want to know when the Bruce Jenner commemorative road signs will be changed?