You had better hurry up an order your Official “Bernie Bong” now. That 50 point landslide loss in South Carolina insures these babies won’t be #FeelingTheBern for long.
Elections
Federal, State, and Local Election Antics
One Child Left Behind
Sorry Jeb. You didn’t make the cut. That’s the problem with combining “No Child Left Behind” with “Common Core” – that adds up to a Bernie or a Donald.
Republican Debate – Texas Style
I’m not quite sure how the old adage, “Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun fight” fits here. Maybe it’s, “If you go to a knife fight, make sure yours is the biggest, longest and sharpest knife”.
Alas, Poor Karl….Bernie Knows Him Well
** Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
One Reason to Vote Trump
If you at a tipping point and just can’t pull the trigger for a candidate, this one reason might persuade you to vote for Donald Trump. According to The Examiner, “Al Sharpton might ‘get out of here’ if Trump wins.”
Well, Hell. Vote for Trump a dozen times if that what it takes to get Sharpton out of here. But I digress. They wrote.
Rev. Al Sharpton told attendees at a Center for American Progress Action Fund event Thursday he would flee the country if Donald Trump won the
election, in order to avoid being deported by Trump.
Sharpton, a Democrat, had positive feedback for many of the Republican presidential candidates until he got to Trump.
“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone [else], while I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway,” Sharpton told attendees, who responded in laughter.
Dinner with Bernie
Besides Bill, Hillary is calling out the big Dem Chefs in order to run the table against Bernie Sanders in South Carolina. Hillary says “cook”. They say, “rare, medium, or well done”.
Bernie’s Nevada GOP Caucus Flyby
Bernie Sanders made an unscheduled flyover of the Republican Caucuses (some prefer caucii) in Nevada tonight. His message was clear to all….
Bernie Sanders’ Plan for “Big Oil”
I think Bernie has been letting his “little head” think for his “big head”. Everybody knows you have to add Unicorn Dust first.
Winter is Trumping – GOP Game of Thrones
Wait until you see the hordes descending on Mr. Trump’s “Big, beautiful wall”. It looks a lot like Laredo, only colder.