A Sanctuary Within A Sanctuary

Not to be outdone by the State of California, the City of Malibu has insured that the city will never have to issue a ticket for an unruly hedge or an unkempt lawn for want of a gardener.  And missed nail appointments?  No problem as long as you have a ‘Third World” class supply of nannies.

Don’s Juan Dreamers – Tilting At Windmills

From the Daily Caller, “Amnesty Could Be Trump’s First Major Legislative Accomplishment“.

President Donald Trump, who based his insurgent campaign heavily on an anti-immigration platform, might end up enacting legislative amnesty for hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants as his first major accomplishment.

Or, according to the LA Times, maybe it will work out, “Dealing with Democrats? Protecting ‘Dreamers’? Here in Arizona that’s just fine with these Trump supporters.

But as Trump shifted this week to a softer approach on the young immigrants in legal limbo through no fault of their own, many of his most die-hard supporters moved right along with him — among them Arpaio, who was ousted in November by voters tired of his inflammatory approach.

Regardless of your point of view, a few of Don’s Juan Memes are still good for some guilty ‘non-politically correct’ fun.

**Yes. The title is a mixed metaphor, but I still think it works.

Trump Pardons Sheriff Joe – Senator Jeff ‘Flakes and Moans’

NewsMax reports, “Jeff Flake: Trump Should Have Honored Judicial Process on Arpaio“.

Arizona Republican Sen. Jeff Flake said Friday that he would have “preferred” that President Donald Trump allow the judicial process to “take its course” instead of pardoning former Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Flake, who has slammed Trump and his policies in recent weeks, took to Twitter:

Remember, come Primary Season, that Senator Flake has aligned himself with Hillary Clinton’s view of Sheriff Joe. Hillary’s view, from the New York Times,

Hillary Clinton sharply denounced Sheriff Joe Arpaio, saying the Maricopa County sheriff, who became the face of hard-line anti-immigration policies because of his tactics here, had treated his “fellow human beings with disrespect” and contempt.”

“It just makes my heart sink,” Mrs. Clinton told a rally of mostly Latino supporters on Monday. “We are better than that.”

Yes, Senator. You make our hearts sink, too. Such a disappointment you are.

MAGA – Magic Green Hat

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

Unabashedly pilfered from It Ain’t Holy Water