The Beatles – “A Day In The Life”
Shower Time With SpongeBob
SpongeBob’s Official Luffa and Butt Scrubbing License
Bill and Sammy’s Excellent ‘Heavy Metal’ Adventure
Looks like Hillary’s been feeding old Bill some ‘Heavy Metal’, but not in a music way like Sammy. More like in a mercury (Hg), or cadmium (Cd), perhaps arsenic (As), or chromium (Cr), or possibly thallium (Tl), or maybe even lead (Pb) way. Long live good old Rock and Roll, right Sammy? And Bill, you really need a food taster…..and don’t drink anything that you haven’t opened with your own hands. Eh?
Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”
**Thanks Anon in MT
Abraham Lincoln’s Worst Mistake
And it just keeps giving and giving and giving. Notorious RBG has already buried two Energizer Bunnies, and her third, well let’s just say, is looking a bit bedraggled.
Just A Butterfly, Crocodile
What’s up Alligator?
You’re Gonna Need Your New California Conceal Carry License
It’s called the CCSC License (California Concealed Straw Carry), and you can bet your sippy-cup it will be tough bitch to get.
Normally it’s a crime to carry either a ‘full or an empty’ straw in public in California. It doesn’t matter whether you are carrying a concealed straw or one that is openly carried or displayed in a beverage.
Unless you have a CCSC (California Concealed Straw Carry) license, publicly carrying a straw in California is against the law… period.
But you may be issued a permit to carry “a straw, flexible or fixed, or other flexible sipping impliment capable of being concealed upon the person” if:
- You are of good moral character;
- Good cause exists for issuance of the license because you or a member of your family has an unquenchable thirst;
- You meet certain residency requirements; and
- You have completed an acceptable course of straw, and straw sipping techniques training.
And don’t forget your $Million $Dollar Humane Safe Straw Storage and Disposal Guarantee Bond. Don’t leave home without it.
**Thanks Anon in MT