Three Cheers!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!!
“Big Government”
AH-15 Assault Hammer Ban
You better dig that cache out in your back yard (or someplace) to hide your AH-15 Assault Hammers and bandoliers of Nail-munitions, ’cause the Feds will be grabbing them soon.
GOPe – The Search For Common Sense
Investigators are going to extreme depths to find a shred of Common Sense in the Romney, Kristol, Ryan wing of the GOPe.
Abbott and Costello – Who’s Out of Work?
This is an update on Abbott & Costello’s famous “Who’s on First?” routine updated to show the lunacy of the Government’s method of calculating Unemployment Numbers. The original skit follows.
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?
ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, Obama said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
Klinger on the Three
Corporal Klinger, of TV’s M*A*S*H fame, has been nominated for President Obama’s new currency denomination — The TransGender Three Buckaroo. Now that gives new meaning to the phrase “Queer as a Three Dollar Bill”.