You don’t ‘swipe‘, you ‘spin’ to make a connection.
Here’s just a few of the happy hookups made on ZooFriends.
And if you can’t have a goat, how about a Minion? Wouldn’t that make you Happy?
It looks like he rescued the extremely endangered “Bearded Horny-goat Dog”. It also looks as though he’s on his way to audition for the newest Harry Potter sequel, “Harry Potter and the Lost Summer of Love.”