Mainstream Media’s “Terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome” Meltdown

The Aftermath of TTDS

I’m not a Psychiatrist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once. Since my credentials are every bit as sound as that of the Mainstream Media, my diagnosis of the plight of the MSM is a case of Terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome (TTDS). You’ll easily recognize when the final stages begin–uncontrollable tears, vomiting invective, abject incoherance, and intolerant incontinence of the Buccal Cavity.

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#TDS – Trump Derangement Syndrome

#TDS-Trump Derangement Syndrome will soon be proudly included in the New Sixth Edition of the American Psychiatric Association’s standard reference, “The Diagnostical and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)”. Also included will be a new revised “Goldwater Rule” for remote diagnosis without examination.  It will no longer be a violation of ethics for psychiatrists to give a professional opinion about public figures they have not examined in person, and from whom they have not obtained consent to discuss their mental health in public statements as long as that person is named Donald J. Trump.

**AlmostFakeNews

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Hey, Matt Lauer – You Shoulda’ Tried WD-40 Instead

Breitbart reports, “NBC News Fires Matt Lauer Over Allegations of Sexual Misconduct“.

Matt Lauer, the longtime left-wing anchor of NBC’s Today Show, was fired Wednesday over allegations of sexual misconduct, according to the New York Times.

Along with Charlie Rose at CBS, Lauer is the second morning anchor to lose his job over sexual misconduct allegations. Last month NBC fired political commentator Mark Halperin after numerous women claimed he had behaved in appropriately with them while he was working at ABC/Disney.

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Squatty Potty Flushes Kathy Griffin

From Breitbart, “Squatty Potty Pulls Ads Featuring Kathy Griffin: Comedian Violated Toilet Accessory Company’s ‘Core Values’”.  Squatty Potty CEO Bobby Edwards says about Griffin,

Kathy Griffin’s Golden Turd Award Presented For “Most Vile and Disgusting ‘D Lister’ Ever”

We were shocked and disappointed to learn about the image Ms. Griffin shared today, it was deeply inappropriate and runs contrary to the core values our company stands for. In response, Squatty Potty has suspended its ad campaign featuring Ms. Griffin. We have acted swiftly and decisively to demonstrate our commitment to a culture of decency, civility, and tolerance.

Griffin had recently starred in a new ad campaign for Squatty Potty. The company produces stools, sprays, and other bathroom accessories.

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Sean Spicer Hands Out Awards at Press Briefing

Enjoy this little interchange at Tuesday’s Press Briefing, as reported by The Gateway Pundit,

It was then that CNN-FAKE NEWS  “reporter” Jim Acosta smugly asked, “Can you give me an example of FAKENEWS, Sean?”

That is when Spicer, never to be henpecked by the MSM, fired back: “ABSOLUTELY JIM. I’ll give you an example. Friday the president was having a great discussion at the G7 and someone from the BBC and then the New York times reTweeted that the President was being rude by disrespecting the Italian Prime Minister, when INFACT you all in every one of the meetings that you sit in watch the President with the one earpiece that has been used by other presidents. […] And that’s the kind of thing that the BBC and then ultimately a reporter whose joining the New York Times push out and perpetuate with no apology! You’re shaking your head Peter…”Peter Baker,  the White House Correspondent for Carlos Slim’s Blog, the New York Times, apparently disagreed with the facts.

Peter Baker,  the White House Correspondent for Carlos Slim’s Blog, the New York Times, apparently disagreed with the facts.

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