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Hasta La Vista, Baby – updated

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And don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Mr. John Effing Boehner.  Mr. Former Speaker of the House.

The NY Times reports, “John Boehner, House Speaker, Will Resign From Congress.”

Boehner_Spinless_LoserSpeaker John A. Boehner, an Ohio barkeeper’s son who rode a conservative wave to one of the highest positions in government, said Friday he would relinquish his gavel and resign from Congress, undone by the very Republicans who swept him into power.

No, Arnold. That doesn’t mean we want you to run for Congress.

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You and Your Shadow

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Embrace your germs.  Because if what The Mirror reports is true, you’re surrounded by bugs, and they know where you’ve been.

‘Germ clouds’ containing millions of bugs surround EVERY human – and they show where you have been.

CDC_Gas_Mask_Wallart_04Every human on earth has a cloud of germs surrounding them at all times – and it is almost as distinct to that person as a fingerprint.

The “microbial cloud” contains millions of bugs that are put out from various pores and points in our bodies.

According to experts, the cloud hangs around a person’s body at all times and each individual cloud has a signature that could be read by carrying out genetic analysis of the bacteria.

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Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Warning

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Now I don’t know about you little Darwins, but it would take some twisted mind to come up with that use for a screwdriver.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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