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Let’s Play “Racist or Not Racist”
“Racist or Not Racist”. Your new game show where contestants try to determine which everyday activities that require ID Cards are racist and which are not. Here’s your cheat sheet players. You’re guaranteed to be a winner.
New Starbucks Drink
Naw. It’s not the Starbucks’s Unicorn Frappuccino that tastes like sour birthday cake mixed with a creamsicle covered in Pixie Stix and a healthy sprinkling of despair. No. It’s the Iced White Privilege SOB. Drink up.
More Hateful Democrats Blocking Schoolhouse Doors
It’s not racist Democratic Gov. George C. Wallace (D-Al) blocking the schoolhouse doors this time, but a group of hate spouting Washington DC Teachers Union members with some tag-a-long protesters blocking Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos from entering a Middle School in Washington DC. Perhaps they were afraid that she might find a way to free them from the toilet of a failing public school.
Here’s Secretary DeVos blocked by Democrats from entering school.
Here’s racist Democratic Gov. George C. Wallace blocking the schoolhouse doors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1rd6xfGg5s
I’m not sure I can see a discernible difference. Can you?
Can This Be Racist?
racist – Urban Dictionary Top Definition
If you’re a white man, this is what you are. It doesn’t even matter if your wife is black and you have an adopted child from India, or how many black friends you
have, somehow you’re going to end up being a racist according to how the media portrays the white man as “racist whities”.
All of this is funny because the white man is the one that is stereotyped as being racist, which is hypocrisy at its best. It’s racist to assume that white men are racists.
If you don’t get offended by racial insults, then you’re apparently racist too, but an actual racist would get offended by it. When you hear a certain word too much (I’m sure we’ve all heard “cracka” hundreds of times thanks to standup comedy) then you become desensitized to it.
Well, that and the words white people get called sound stupid or non-offending. “cracker” came from cracking whips. Indiana Jones cracked whips too, and he was a badass. “honkey” sounds like some kind of gigantic sandwich, and “white boy” makes you seem like the lone white kid in breakdance movies that stands out amongst the other races and white kids. Most people only really think of rednecks when they think of “white trash” so they don’t get offended by it if they’re not rednecks.
Statistics guy: It was found out that the majority of blacks in America listen to hip hop—
Overzealous guy: WTF YOU RACIST I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND THAT DOESN’T LISTEN TO HIP HOP
Statistics guy: But I said the majority, meaning not all of th—
Overzealous guy: YEAH WHATEVER HITLER
Impeccable Logic
It’s obvious that only a white male can be a racist or privileged, isn’t it?
Jimmy Carter, Racist?
Only if you judge him by the same standards that the Democratic Party and the MainStream Media judge Donald Trump.
