Bill Clinton, “Until now, I didn’t know the Mayor and I were both such huuuge fans of Queen.”
Queen – Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video)
/sarc ‘n snark
The United States Army announced that Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Semyon Vindman, former Director for European Affairs for the United States National Security Council (NSC), has been reassigned. Among his new responsibilities will be ensuring that all penguins under his command address him properly as Lieutenant Colonel and do not engage in any ‘Quid Pro Quo’ type behavior.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Greta notes that Nork Leader, Kim Jung-un gave new meaning to her call to “put them against the wall.” She further remarked that Kim’s “executing five security officials with anti-aircraft guns’ over false reports” sends just the right message to climate deniers.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Elon Musk Plans To Replace “The Toyota Pickup Truck, the War Chariot of the Third World.”
The humble Toyota has fought — and won — in some of the world’s worst places…
**/sarc ‘n /snark
“On May 1, 2019 Petco set a bold new standard in nutrition by removing artificial colors, flavors and preservatives* from all dog and cat food and treats. It’s time to clean house.”
Found here.
Cleaning House – Petco
https://youtu.be/USJXYAw5wBM
**/sarc ‘n /snark
It seems that there isn’t a miscreant or ne’er-do-well that the woke WaPo can’t find a little something positive to say. Unless, of course, it’s a living President named Donald J. Trump.