Europe – The Final Days

Who is left to defend Great Britain and the Continent?  According to The Telegraph, the British Army thinks that the only defenders left may be  “snowflakes, binge gamers and ‘me, me, me millennials’ in new recruitment drive.”  So when the ‘enemy horde’ is at the gates, our savior is to be a WOW (World of Warcraft) top gun?  Well, I for one, feel a whole lot safer knowing that a selfie-addicted, snowflake, binge-gamer is keeping me safe at night.

The new recruitment advertising campaign, titled ‘Your Army Needs You’, launches on January 3 with a series of adverts on TV and the internet as well as billboard posters.

The three adverts tell the stories of individuals whose perceived weaknesses are seen as strengths by the Army.

Potential recruits are shown at home or work, with others calling out their stereotypes, before the scene changes to depict them in the Army performing roles where their potential is recognised.

   
   

Grizzly Photobombs Fisherman

The fisherman’s pretty lucky that the Grizzly settled for a just cap and a selfie, rather than a trophy fish and a bite off the guy’s ass.

   
   

My Money’s On the Bull

   
   

Daily Darwin – Hot Dog Bandit Shoots Self In His Junk

Darwin says there is something about a hot dog stand robbery gone awry that warms the cockles of his heart.  See the Breitbart report, “Suspect Robs Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Accidentally Shoots Self in Penis“.  Ouch!!

Darwin, still wincing after visualizating the havoc a bullet would render upon ones ‘ownliest’ genomes, stated for the record, “That Home Boy really knows how to chlorinate a genome pool.”

“Shot in the Junk-O-Meter” courtesy of HeyJackass.com

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Kitty’s Last Selfie

   
   

Kitty’s Last Selfie