Darwin gleefully notes that the only water your genomes needs is in a glass. Rowing? In a Boat? Well, as you can see, not so much…
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Cecilia Wessels snapped the picture of her husband, Theunis, on Friday evening as the twister passed near their home in Three Hills. She said cutting the grass was on her husband’s to-do list, and as he started the task, she went for a nap.
Wessels said she was woken by her nine-year-old daughter who was upset that there was something like a tornado in the sky, but her father wouldn’t come inside. Theunis Wessels said the tornado was actually much further away than it appears in the photo, and that it was moving away from them.
There have been no reports of injuries from the tornado, although some other photos show downed trees and a barn with its roof ripped off.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that any fireworks labeled “Made in North Korea” should be handled with extreme caution in order to protect one’s genomes from the inevitable ‘Kim Jong-un Effect’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin sagely points out that a handrail, a skateboard, and a lamppost do not mix well with one’s genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin reports gleefully, that if you give a man a taser he’ll probably end up testing it on his ownliest genomes. Watch carefully…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsrkISjtLPI
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin hilariously reports that this tasty morsel (or genome) from 9News Colorado about a “CO man accused of removing a transgender woman’s testicles” says it all. As a matter of fact, Darwin thinks it might be way too much information.
Police say a man faces felony assault charges after he used an Army surgical kit to remove the testicles of a transgender woman.
Records say during that interview, Pennington told investigators he agreed to perform the medical procedure at the victim’s apartment in Denver.
Eeewww!!
Detectives say the surgical kit contained a scalpel, lidocaine, medical dressings, and other medical equipment.
Records state Pennington “used the scalpel and surgically disconnected and removed the victim’s 2 testicles and then sutured the opening back up.” The victim’s wife was with her during what was described…as a 90-minute-long procedure.
Because “the testicles could not be re-attached due to time delay of a procedure to 911 call” we arrive at the second part of the story. The couple headed off to Montana’s Famous “Testicle Festival”. Even though the Festival turned out not to be BYO testicles, there were still many festivities to enjoy.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes, ironically, that a skateboarding ‘High Five Fail’ not only ruins one’s coffee delivery plans, but also subjects one’s genomes to a severe case of road rash.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin finds it amusing that a useless pastime like Pogo Sticking can wreak such havoc on a pair of genomes. Hence, he calls those wrecked family heirlooms, ‘genome jam’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin states, with more than a little trepidation, that the potential here to ‘eat asphalt’ can be overwhelming to one’s genomes. Not to mention hard on the teeth and complexion.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Cecilia Wessels snapped the picture of her husband, Theunis, on Friday evening as the twister passed near their home in Three Hills. She said cutting the grass was on her husband’s to-do list, and as he started the task, she went for a nap.
