With Hillary Clinton’s inevitable “anointing” win in tomorrow’s Super Tuesday Primary Elections, you’ll see the Queen’s minions let lose to take revenge on all who opposed her. Should be quite the spectacle, a true extravaganza of vindictiveness.
2016 Election
Super Jedi Tuesday
Three men go in….Only one man comes out. Wait a minute, that’s from “Mad Max-Beyond Thunderdome” . Still works though.
The Muppets “Heart” Bernie
How could they not?? It appears that Bernie Sanders has a whole lot in common with a couple of everyone’s favorite characters. As a matter of fact, “Bernie” is in contract negotiations for a new gig as a “grandfatherly mentor muppet” just as soon as Hillary finishes kicking his ass in the Primaries. Stay tuned, kiddies.
Reading List for South Carolina Democratic Voters
This is the only book South Carolina Democrats need to read this year. I’m sure they will eat it up.
Congratulations Hillary on South Carolina Victory
They’re “BAAACK”!! This political family has more lives than Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees.
Bernie Sanders Merchandise Takes ‘Hit’ After South Carolina Primary
You had better hurry up an order your Official “Bernie Bong” now. That 50 point landslide loss in South Carolina insures these babies won’t be #FeelingTheBern for long.
One Child Left Behind
Sorry Jeb. You didn’t make the cut. That’s the problem with combining “No Child Left Behind” with “Common Core” – that adds up to a Bernie or a Donald.
Republican Debate – Texas Style
I’m not quite sure how the old adage, “Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun fight” fits here. Maybe it’s, “If you go to a knife fight, make sure yours is the biggest, longest and sharpest knife”.
Alas, Poor Karl….Bernie Knows Him Well
** Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!