PC-Political Correctitude
Murica – Oklahoma Sushi
The obvious question is “how do they hook those ‘teeny-tiny fishes”?
Dick’s Sporting Goods Goes TransGender
Dick’s Sporting Goods (now known as Pussy’s) traded it’s AR-15’s and ammo for yoga pants and tampons. We’ll see how that works out for them.
**AlmostFakeNews**
Katy Perry’s Hump Day Reprise
Put your eyes back in your head, Ellen Degeneres. This is the Hump Day that is supposed to commemorate the #MeToo Oscars.
Monday Morning Morons
To introduce our newest feature, Monday Morning Morons, Evel “The Street Skier” Knotknievel demonstrates his famous death defying ‘Shoefly Slide’. We’re pretty sure you’ll be reading about him in the Monday Morning Mortuary notices shortly.
Barefoot Water Skiing Championship – Now That’s Barefooting With Style
Porky Pig’s Just Tired of The Crap
Or maybe he just really hammered his thumb/finger (sometimes hard to differentiate with cartoon characters) and needed to express himself.
WTF – Upside Down Truck
If you have a dream and a little too much time on your hands, you get yourself an ‘upside down truck’. Pretty cool timewaster, though.