Clinton Derangement Syndrome
Hillary Wants a Health Checkup Too
Hey FakeNews CNN’s, Sanjay Gupta. What’s Hillary’s diagnosis/prognosis? What’s the chance she’ll even make it through the day?
Dr. Gupta. Here are several more of Hillary’s tests for your use in divining a diagnosis.
Fire At Hillary Clinton’s Chappaqua Home?
“Fire breaks out on Hillary and Bill Clinton’s property in Chappaqua, N.Y.“, shouts the Washington Post! A smoke and soot stained Hillary burdened with a cardboard box of something partially charred, was heard muttering, “you just can’t trust Bill to do anything….except ‘dick’ Bimbos. Energizer Bunny, my smokey ass.”
A small fire broke out at Hillary and Bill Clinton’s property in New York and was quickly extinguished Wednesday afternoon, officials said.
The fire started around 2:40 p.m. in a building used by the Secret Service on the Clinton’s property, the Secret Service said in a statement. It was put out by about 3:15 p.m., according to the Associated Press. No one was injured in the blaze.
All He Wants For Christmas Is A Tattoo Removal Gift Certificate
He really wants to lose the Hillary ‘tramp stamp’ he got a year ago just before the 2016 Presidential Election while in a drunken “feel my inner feminist” stupor. He thought that wearing a ‘pussy hat’ and voting for Hillary would get him a date. So how’d that work out for him? Not so well, on any account.
For the 2018 Mid-term Elections, he’s going to try a full body ‘Brazilian wax‘ and a “I Heart Melania” tattoo on his left (and now bare) man boob. MAGA!
Move Over ‘Sham-Wow’ – Hillary’s Got a New Gig
“As Seen On TV” nestled somewhere between the ‘MyPillow’ and the ‘FlexSeal’ guys.
I Feel Like Taking a Drive in the Old DeLorean
88 mph should be about right to give the Mr. Fusion time to provide enough power to the flux capacitor….
Hillary Meets The Trump Train
“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
Hillary’s Back And She’s Got Her 2020 Plan
Hillary’s comeback from the political graveyard is so-o-o nasty that she gets an honorary Rule Z mention.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Hillary’s Latest Polling Problem
Hillary Clinton’s book, “What Happened” was purported to be the definitive analysis of her election loss to now President, Donald J. Trump. However, we feel this latest poll most accurately sums up Ms. Clinton’s electability issues. Tune back in tomorrow when we answer the question “Would you rather have dinner with Hillary Clinton or Jeffrey Dahmer?”
