The October Surprise Writ Large

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Trump recorded having extremely lewd conversation about women in 2005

Excerpts of Hillary Clinton’s Paid Speeches to Goldman Sachs Finally Leaked

WikiLeaks Appears To Release Hillary Clinton’s Paid Speech Transcripts

Two decades after her affair with Bill Clinton, Gennifer Flowers reveals they’d be together now if it wasn’t for Chelsea and how former president confided in her that Hillary was bisexual

The Starr Report – Ms. Lewinski’s Account of Relationship with President Bill Clinton

Hey Howard Dean – Stick These Up Your Nose

mr_rogers_gives_2_fingers_animatedHoward, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user.  No, Howard.  If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.

Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.

 

SkittleGate

trump_skittlegate_captureLet’s see.  Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.

Trump has SkittleGate.  OMG.  The world as we know it is coming to an end.

Ticket to Ride

The celebs have gotten themselves a “Ticket to Ride” out of the country should Donald J. Trump be elected President.  Will we miss them?  A lot?  Or not so much?  Here’s the rogues gallery.

The Beatles – “Ticket to Ride” (Live at Wembley Stadium) 1965