Here’s something to remember whilst you’re choosing your new country after President Trump is inaugurated.
Congratulations to Marco Rubio for finally winning something — Minnestoa. Here’s a picture of a gaggle of Minnesotans For Marco leaving the polls yesterday.
Update: All right, all right. Maybe I was stretching credulity a little, but here’s the real scoop…
From the Gateway Pundit, “Candidates Speak Only in Somali at Minnesota DFL Caucus“.
Eric Roper with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune posted a series of tweets from the Brian Coyle Center in Minneapolis about the caucus. English speakers were in short supply in the area now populated by Somali refugees.
Courtesy of the NY Daily News we get, perhaps, the stupidest story yet about Trump Deraignment Syndrome, “The complete guide to fleeing President Donald Trump’s America“.
The mere thought of President Trump taking the oath of office on Jan. 20, 2017, has already led to threats from U.S. citizens that they would leave our red, white and blue borders behind if The Donald reaches The White House.
But get this howler!! The number one “Enclave for expats” is (drumroll, please), Singapore–the Caning Capital of the World. I would encourage Meg Wagner, the author of this tripe, to take her own advice and try it. Then she can pen another piece and tell us all how it worked out for her.
Singapore might be your best bet. The island nation boasts the top quality of life for expats, according to a 2015 survey of expats by InterNations, a 2 million-person strong network of migrants.
The Asian county earned the title for its slew of high-paying jobs, welcoming atmosphere, stellar health care facilities and top-notch public transit. English, one of Singapore’s four official languages, is used frequently, especially in urban areas, so communication barriers are limited for Americans.
Move you Lefty idiots! These fine folks in Singapore will beat you like a drum, and there ain’t no safe spaces. Here’s your menu of caning choices. Chew on it. The list below is just a partial summary. The link clicks to a complete list which is a real killer.
There is no easy way to pick a President. Sometimes you just have to hold your nose and follow Patrick O’Brian’s sage advice.
“Two weevils crept from the crumbs. ‘You see those weevils, Stephen?’ said Jack solemnly.
Which would you choose?’
There is not a scrap of difference. Arcades ambo. They are the same species of curculio, and there is nothing to choose between them.’
But suppose you had to choose?’
Then I should choose the right-hand weevil; it has a perceptible advantage in both length and breadth.’
There I have you,’ cried Jack. ‘You are bit – you are completely dished. Don’t you know that in the Navy you must always choose the lesser of two weevils? Oh ha, ha, ha, ha!”
Patrick O’Brian – “Master and Commander”