“You can call me Stilts, or you can call me Wilt, or you can call me Legs or you can call me Pegs, or you can call me WiltStilts, or you can call me PegLegs, or you can call me WS, or you can call me PL …but ya doesn’t hafta call me Johnson.”
Bamm Bamm – The Baby Bottle Robot
Bet you can’t guess why this little robot baby bottler is named ‘Bamm Bamm‘?
Kick ‘Spuds Mackenzie’ And His Buddies To The Curb
Are you fed up with Big Sports, Big TV, Big Endorsements, and Big Beer demanding your money, your time and your loyalty and then disrespecting you, your Values, your Flag, your Country, your Service Men and Women, and Your Law Enforcement Officers? Send them a message. Tell them they need you a whole lot more than you need them. Tell them that if they turn their back on our Flag that you’ll turn your back on them. You could start with that ugly dog, Spuds. You know. The one that hawks the Bud Light suds.
Deep In Sheep
Rover’s got himself stuck in a Ovis Aries quagmire, for sure. Could that be called “stuck between a rock and hind place?” Bada Boom!
Here’s the Bada Boom! in case you didn’t open it. A triple facepalm by the Three Stooges is just too good to waste.
The Graham-Cassidy Bill – Stick a Fork In It
CNN reports, “The Republican zombie repeal and replace effort just died. Again.”
Maine Sen. Susan Collins’ announcement that she will not vote for her party’s last-ditch attempt to repeal and replace Obamacare effectively dooms Republican hopes of abolishing a law they spent eight years campaigning against.
The News Hour with Kim Jong-RocketMan
Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent. It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game. RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music. And “that’s the way it is“.