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Acme Recalls It’s Galaxo Notable 7

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Acme Products announces a Safety Recall on their Galaxo Notable 7

Acme Products has announced a voluntary recall and exchange program on roadrunner_acme_samsungcertain Galaxo Notable 7 devices in cooperation with the Warner Bros/Looney Tunes Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC).  Since the affected devices can overheat and pose a safety risk by exploding prematurely, it is extremely important to stop using your device, power it down and immediately exchange it for another one of our very effective Road Runner Elimination Devices.

 

Hillary’s 9/11 Health Scare

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Even though Hillary Clinton had a major health scare yesterday at the 9/11 Remembrance Memorial Service, her political team insists she is just fine.  Mrs. Clinton put in an brief appearance before being shuttled by her handlers to her Upstate NY estate.

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Goat Yoga??

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We find there is yet one more way to separate fools from their money.  The Metro tells us, “There’s now a retreat where you can do yoga with goats“.  Goat yoga!  Heh!!

No Regrets Farm in Willamette Valley, Oregon, is now offering people the opportunity to do their daily yoga with goats.

goat_yogaBecause why not?

The Goat Retreat was set up by former professional photographer Lainey Morse, who wanted to start a new business based on her farm.

When a local yoga instructor was searching for a place for her classes, Lainey offered up her farm – along with the goats that live there.

Now, to be clear, the goats don’t actually participate in the yoga. They’re WTF_Goat_Xinggoats. They don’t know how to do downward dog.

The goats are there more for moral support and the weird factor, preventing you from getting bored midway through all that deep-breathing.