Tired of being called programmed, robotic, and cold, Hillary Clinton plans to show voters the true ‘inner Hillary’ during the debate tonight. Hillary was heard saying she never understood what Bill saw in Gennifer anyway.
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Vegans Are Destroying the Planet
Stop the mayhem. Have some bacon.
Hillary’s Doctors Say She’s Fit To Debate
The Daily Mail reports that,
When she meets the Republican nominee Monday night at Hofstra University, Clinton will be stuck on stage if she is unsteady on her feet or lapses into a prolonged
coughing fit.
In addition, debate moderator Lester Holt, who anchors NBC Nightly News, will not have the power to instruct cameramen to ‘cut away’ from the stage if Clinton finds herself physically compromised during the 90-minute debate, the first of three showdowns before the November 8 election.
‘And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated,’
Another Evil Clown Siting Reported
DNC Offices in Washington DC, Atlanta, GA and many other locations around the country are reporting an outbreak of “Creepy Clown” sitings. There are even some reports that the Clown is playing some sort of “wind instrument” and has voters following him to the local RNC Offices to register as Republicans.
Daily Darwin – Bearly Any Common Sense At All
Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
