Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”
Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”
Finger lickin’ good.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Lamar Odom has nothing on Abdullah, here. Lamar wanted a couple of girls for a hump, but Abdullah’s girls have a couple of humps. And he says he don’t need no stinkin’ Viagra, either.
The Urban Dictionary – Menage a trois
Yep. The Republican Party must be the party of stale old crackers.
It’s a burqa Knight Rider! Hey, KITT. How’s it hanging? Where’s Michael? You guys score some goodies tonight?
Knight Rider (1982 TV series)
Call me crazy (unless that’s too UN-PC), I thought Halloween costumes by their very nature were supposed to be edgy, stretching the bounds of good taste. But no, left to the campus PC Police, it’s plain vanilla for us all. Did I just step in it with the “vanilla” reference? Impossible, isn’t it?
According to RT.com, “Colleges are providing costume consultants, flowcharts for Halloween sensitivity“.
Universities are nipping politically incorrect costumes in the bud this Halloween. Some have put up sensitivity flowcharts and flyers with the phone numbers of consultants students can call to make sure their costume doesn’t offend anyone.
“Unsure if your costume is offensive? Don’t be scared to ask questions,” a State University of New York at Geneseo poster reads, with the contact information of no less than five campus officials listed below.
If that wasn’t enough, Geneseo also provided a flowchart to show them the way of inclusive Halloween partying.
Wesleyan University implemented a similar measure this year to combat insensitivity.
“Check yourself and your friend,” the flyer advises, suggesting that students ask if their costumes “mock cultural religious symbols such as dreadlocks, headdresses, afros, [and] bindis” or “trivialize human suffering, oppression, and marginalization.”
How long have the Democrats been in charge of Detroit? Answer: Since 1962. It’s no coincidence, then, these results reflect what one can expect from Democratic Party rule.
From CNSnews.com, “Detroit Public Schools: 93% Not Proficient in Reading; 96% Not Proficient in Math.”
(CNSNews.com) – In the Detroit public school district, 96 percent of eighth graders are not proficient in mathematics and 93 percent are not proficient in reading.
That is according to the results of the 2015 National Assessment of Educational Progress tests published by the Department of Education’s National Center for Educational Statistics.
Only 4 percent of Detroit public school eighth graders are proficient or better in math and only 7 percent in reading. This is despite the fact that in the 2011-2012 school year—the latest for which the Department of Education has reported the financial data—the Detroit public schools had “total expenditures” of $18,361 per student and “current expenditures” of $13,330 per student.
According to data published by the Detroit Public Schools, the school district’s operating expenses in the fiscal year that ended on June 30, 2014 amounted to approximately $14,743 per student.
Now out on the “Left Coast”, The Press Democrat has this tidbit that might help Detroit solve its little grading problem, “Rohnert Park, Cotati schools rethink grading scale“. Just change to scale.
A new grading scale that redefines what constitutes an “A” or an “F” is causing strife and confusion in the Cotati-
Rohnert Park school district. Some teachers and officials say it lowers the bar for student success, while others say it encourages students to succeed.
The new system is called the equal interval scale. Essentially, it makes it harder to get a failing grade. It departs from the traditional A to F scale in which students receive F’s for scores below 59 percent. Instead, the scale awards F’s only for scores below 20 percent.
We’ll miss you Joe. It’s understandable, though, that you didn’t want to spend your retirement as a boat anchor.
Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch. He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
I hear the “Donald” has a new right hand man in charge of his debate prep. Folks in the know say this guy has really fired up Mr. Trump. Something about turning Dr. Carson into second hand “chitlins”.
**Chitterlings – sometimes spelled/pronounced chitlins or chittlins) are usually the small intestines of a pig, although the intestines of cattle and other animals are sometimes so named when used as a foodstuff.
