Arkansas Gas Chamber

Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective.  Since this gas chamber was pressed into service, violent crime in Arkansas has dropped by 90%.

Eye_BleachWarning.  Warning.  Eye Bleach Alert!  Danger, Will Robinson!! Danger!!!

Read more at your peril.  You have been warned.

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Care and Feeding of Liberals

Your only consolation is that when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, they’ll be the first to go. Just remember, you don’t have to be faster than the bear (or Zombie, whatever), you just have to be faster than the #Whiney#Liberal running beside you. Now doesn’t that make you feel Christian?



Just In Time For Paris

Since AGW Climate Change (AKA: Weather) is responsible for huge boulders, you might as well blame it for terrorists too.

From the Washington Post, “Another danger of climate change: Giant flying boulders?”  Oh Hell, Yes!!!  And Toenail Fungus, too!!  Don’t forget that!

Standing atop a 60-foot cliff overlooking the Atlantic, James Hansen — the retired NASA scientist sometimes dubbed the Hillary_Bernie_Video_Or_Climate_Change“father of global warming” — examines two small rocks through a magnifying glass. Towering above him is the source of one of the shards: a huge boulder from a pair locals call “the Cow and the Bull,” the largest of which is estimated to weigh more than 1,000 tons.

The two giants have long been tourist attractions along this rocky coast. Perched not far from the edge of a steep cliff that plunges down into blue water, they raise an obvious question: How did they get up here?

Compounding the mystery, these two are among a series of giant boulders arranged in an almost perfect line across a narrow part of this 110-mile-long, wishbone-shaped island.



Daily Darwin – Light My Fire

Darwin says that you just can’t make this crap up!  This is one thief that cooked his own goose, err, genome.

The FresnoBee reports, “Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire.”

A man who apparently got stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a Darwin_Santa_Oopsey_Daisybotched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.Lt. Brandon Pursell said deputies received a 911 call to the 16000 block of West Gale Avenue just before 3 p.m. After lighting a fire, the male homeowner heard screaming coming from somewhere inside the house. When the resident realized a person was in the chimney, he extinguished the fire.

Darwin also notes that this smoked dude’s balls and brain in all probability can’t be distinguished from your average chimps pieces and parts.

Deputies and firefighters had to smash the chimney to get the man out. He was

Which hand has the intelligence?

pronounced dead at the scene. The Fresno County coroner will perform an autopsy to confirm a cause of death. The man’s identity is being withheld pending notification of his family.

Investigators believe he had attempted to break into the home sometime during the evening hours of Nov. 27. He had remained in the chimney all day.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors


Grumpy cat offers his observation, too.