Daily Darwin – Don’t Need No Stinking Wheels

Darwin notes that the outcome for this racy genome may have been different had he not been an arrogant “Race Car Driving Asshole” and had had a kind word or two for his Pit Crew.  You know, those inconsequential, passive/aggressive little people with the lug nuts and fuel…

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Yep, They Hate Us

From Politico,  “Europe’s Muslims hate the West

The first reaction to the Brussels massacres among postmodern European intellectuals was predictable: What did we, Europeans, do to them, our Muslims? How could followers of a religion that is proudly called “the religion of peace” commit these kinds of atrocities?

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Route Requires Insurance Surcharge

The British Geico Insurance Affiliate has begun requiring a 127% route surcharge for any customer stupid enough to use this  insanely designed “traffic control roundabout”.  The Gecko is strongly considering renouncing his citizenship as a show of solidarity with all of the unwitting victims of the Crown Highway Design Board.  He was heard saying, “Crikey,  these blokes is Medieval.”

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