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Too Pooped For Hasbro

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OK. So I’m sitting in my cubicle at Hasbro reading my copy of my ‘Employee Performance Review’ where my boss has told me in no uncertain terms that I lack any semblance of Game Creativity or Motivation to Produce anything but a yawn, and… “that your time remaining at Hasbro has the shelf life of a fruit fly….”  And then I say “This is Bullshit–a real Poop Sandwich” and the light bulb goes off…. My job is saved and the World has a New Classic Game!!

So what would the rules look like? Heh.

And then you need a killer ad campaign for Saturday Morning TV. Instant Classic!

Major Garrett – Take Your Turn On Sarah Sanders’ Press Podium

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At Thursday’s White House Press Briefing we find CBS’ Major Garrett insinuating that White house Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, might be in legal jeopardy over Stormy Daniels briefings, “When you’ve given answers around this general topic you gave us the best information you had at the time. Now it appears your position is you’re not going to comment because it’s ongoing litigation. Have you been advised not to wade into this to protect yourself from any potential legal exposure by giving either false information or information that proves later not to be able to be withstood in court?”

What we suggest is for Ms. Sanders to invite Major Garrett up to the Press Briefing Podium to answer a few questions about CBS News’ own Charlie Rose and his “27 accusers” and the , the “multiple CBS Executives” that covered up Charlie’s little peccadilloes.