Trump Derangement Syndrome
Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons
Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.
**FakeNews Alert
Excellent Stocking Stuffers – Trump’s Mister Builder Sets
To gain building experience, Mr. Trump recommends that you start off with the “Big, Beautiful Wall Master” set before trying the more complicated “Golf Course Master” and the “Ultimate Tower Master” building sets.
Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans
President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list. He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020. Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters. He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.
“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer
https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s
Who Truly Represents American Values? The Trumps? Or Barack Obama?
Here’s a lesson Barack Obama could learn from Donald and Melania Trump. It’s simple. If you want people to respect you, look them in the eyes as you give them a firm handshake. Bowing and shining your country’s adversary’s shoes with your eyes just doesn’t cut it.
