The Daily Wire reports, “Britain Prints Knife Crime Warnings On Fried Chicken Boxes.” What? Get outta here Foghorn Leghorn.
“Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government,” reports Sky News. “More than 320,000 of them — featuring the Home Office #knifefree campaign — will replace the standard packaging in 210 outlets.”
Here’s a sampling of Gateway Pundit’s, “Complete List of Inconsistencies in Prison Policy Surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s Death.” Have I got a bridge to sell you….
** Epstein said he was considering cooperating in “naming names” in his international sex ring
** He was found unconscious in his prison cell just three weeks earlier
** Two days prior to his death documents released for the first time implicated several top Democrats in his pedo sex ring
** He was taken off suicide watch after a failed attempt just two weeks earlier
** The cameras malfunctioned — There is no video
** Then later we hear the cameras showed the guards did not do rounds? Which is it?
** The prison guards had worked several extra shifts last week
Columnist William Safire observed in, “Language: Tattoo regret and apostrophe remorse,“
“As tattoos become more popular,” reads a headline in The International Herald Tribune over an article by Natasha Singer of The New York Times, “so does ‘tattoo regret.’ ”
In Brisbane, Australia, The Sunday Mail warned last year: “Think before you ink. That’s the message skin experts are preaching as ‘tattoo regret’ booms.” It reported that a Queensland athlete – embarrassed about a smiling devil’s face etched on his back – complained in rhyme of suffering “severe tattoo-rue.”
“The regret combining form is found in a lot of current writing,” notes Ann Rubin Wort, a former Times colleague. “Nowadays people are acting more impulsively; thus, regrets aplenty and the resulting need to nullify capricious choices.”
‘Bad ink’ and adult diapers… I think Safire nailed that one.
Jeffrey Epstein in his best Billy Crystal Fernando Lamas voice, “You look marvelous in that little blue dress, Mr. President.” The red shoes are a perfect choice.
Jeffrey Epstein had a bizarre portrait of Bill Clinton in a dress hanging in his Manhattan mansion, DailyMailTV can reveal.
The picture depicting the former president apparently lounging on a chair in the Oval Office, wearing red heels and posing suggestively in a blue dress redolent of Monica Lewinsky was in a room off the stairway of the Upper East Side townhouse.
Who Was Watching Epstein? Only Abbott & Costello know for sure. Or maybe it’s The Three Stooges who got the facts.
Found here
Fredo promises a frank discussion with the bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor about his Mother’s concerns about the pictures on his bedroom wall of “naked men all oiled up.”
**/sarc ‘n /snark
