Mitt Romney – Creepy Candle Puffer

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When Mitt Romney, failed Presidential Candidate, #NeverTrumper, Senator from Utah, and weirdly creepy dude was presented with a Twinkie Birthday cake by his staff, the world was treated to a brief glimpse of what’s behind the dark curtain of Willard’s mind….

Now if you were startled by what was behind the “dark curtain” of Mitt’s mind, wait ’til you see what’s going on under his starched, white shirt….

College Students Strike For TidePods

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Actually, according to The Daily Caller, “SARAH LAWRENCE STUDENTS DEMAND FREE FABRIC SOFTENER TO COMBAT RACISM.”

Crikey!! “The annual list price to attend Sarah Lawrence College on a full time basis for 2017/2018 is $70,266 for all students regardless of their residency. This fee is comprised of $52,600 for tuition, $14,856 room and board, $600 for books and supplies and $1,410 for other fees.” Nowhere do I see a stipend for TidePods. So suck it up Snowflakes and hope that Gender Studies Degree can get you a job….maybe in housekeeping so that you can use someone else’s TidePods.

Since ‘Liberal Derangement Syndrome’ is so much fun, here are a few more Adventures with TidePods.

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California ‘Street’ Bidet

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As reported by The Atlantic, “Medieval Diseases Are Infecting California’s Homeless“.  Typhus, tuberculosis, and other illnesses are spreading quickly through camps and shelters. Ever creative, California Public Health Officials are experimenting with a unique new approach to solving the homeless person sanitation problem – The California ‘Street’ Bidet.

Jennifer Millar keeps trash bags and hand sanitizer near her tent, and she regularly pours water mixed with hydrogen peroxide on the sidewalk nearby. Keeping herself and the patch of concrete she calls home clean is a top priority.

But this homeless encampment off a Hollywood freeway ramp is often littered with needles and trash and soaked in urine. Rats occasionally scamper through, and Millar fears the consequences.

Omar – “Trump Isn’t Human”

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Let’s see if I can understand the irony here. Democrats write laws that “allows jail time for using wrong gender pronoun“, but think it’s OK for Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) to say Trump isn’t human, “Rep. Omar on comparing Trump to Obama: Silly to equate the two, one is human the other is clearly not‘”.  If Trump isn’t human, what is he Ms. Omar?  An Infidel dog?  An Ape?  What?

Can you imagine the furor had President Trump intimated that Ms. Omar was less than human?  You would be talking about a supernova type explosion of the first magnitude.