Comrade Schiff Wants Naked Trump Photos – updated

Update:  It’s worth reminding Pencil Neck Adam Schiff of his own adventures with Russian Oppo Research.  Glass Houses, Adam.

We vill set secret meeting to get da “naked Trump pictures“. I vill have my people meet vith your people. Vat is da password? Should I call you comrade, Comrade?

Gropin’ Joe’s Memorial Day Makeover

The Gateway Pundit reports, “‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden Disappears From Campaign Trail Memorial Day Weekend“.

Leading Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden disappeared Memorial Day weekend after taking it easy on the campaign trail the past ten days, having held only one rally and three fundraisers. The 76-year-old former vice president appears to be living up to President Trump’s “sleepy” nickname for him.

We think the answer to “Where’s that ‘Sleepy Gropin’ Joe’ Biden?” is pretty straightforward. He’s taken the Holiday Week to have his face spackled to give him a new and youthful look. How’d he do?