Especially with only 6, count them, six, Mondays left until the election.
The Carpenters – “Rainy Days and Mondays”
Some might call Donald Trump’s wife, Melania, a ‘trophy wife’, but none can doubt that Hillary has more than a few trophies of her own.
We’re not sure that Hillary’s Halloween strategy is any different than her every day strategy.
As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”. For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.
For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.