The news has not been good for Madam Hillary leading up to this Tuesday’s Primary Super Prize – California. According to The Drudge Report there’s a “SECRET SERVICE AGENT BOOK (that)ROCKS (the)CLINTON CAMPAIGN” coming out at the end of the month. The “Bern” must be on fire with anticipation.
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TransGender – Too Many Flavors
You may remember Baskin-Robbins “31 Flavors of Ice Cream” slogan. Soon there will be just too many restrooms to chose from–then what will a LGBTQIA girl/boy/whatever do??
Harambe’s Brother is Coming for You
And he’s pissed. Oh, and he has an AK-47. What do you think happens next?
New Road Signs Being Installed in D.C.
What is President Obama trying to tell us about his planned Immigration Scheme?
Jeff Foxworthy Rant – They Must Be Idiots
Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy (yeah, the “You Might be a Redneck” if guy):
If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
Daily Darwin – Flaming Dick Trick…er, Drink Trick
Darwin apologizes for the headline (right!), but he couldn’t resist. He says that anyone that intentionally sets the family genomes on fire deserves to be the “butt” of a “dick” joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLoZ1pMGk2g
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Original link from – Woodsterman
Inauguration Day 2017
This will be the scene on the White House lawn at approximately 12:30 Friday, January 20, 2017. Now that’s what I call a “Bum’s Rush“.