Dignitysink

In the world of electronics, we have “heatsinks“.  These are the little devices that suck the heat away from your laptop computer and cook your balls.  Sorry.  I mean turn your thighs into bacon.

We now have an item of apparel called a “DignitySink”.  You wear these little hushpuppies and any self-esteem you might still retain leaks into the street.

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Daily Darwin – Flaming Dick Trick…er, Drink Trick

Darwin apologizes for the headline (right!), but he couldn’t resist. He says that anyone that intentionally sets the family genomes on fire deserves to be the “butt” of a “dick” joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLoZ1pMGk2g

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Original link from – Woodsterman

Daily Darwin – Bitch Slapped By A Geyser

Darwin duly notes that not only can your face be “bitch-slapped” by a geyser, but there’s a fair chance your genomes can be par-boiled by the same.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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