“That’s Gotta Hurt”
ISIS Hoverboard Mishap
Mishap, or Goatfuck. You decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymvgEp2Armk
Daily Darwin – Surfer Dude Dud
Darwin says that if one tries “Roof Surfing” one should wear a “Genome Protective Device” over the old family genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Romney’s Roost – Tagging and Bagging Trump
You just have to respect the tenacity and mendaciousness of the GOPe in their quest for self-immolation. From The Washington Post we find, “At Romney summit, anti-Trump Republicans in exile ponder their party’s future“.
PARK CITY, Utah — At this time four years ago, Mitt Romney summoned the leading figures in the Republican Party to this mountain resort at the start of
his general-election campaign. He was then the standard-bearer of a party united and seemingly confident about its future.
Today, the GOP is divided and anxious, and as many of these same people gather with Romney once again, they now represent a party in exile, retreating to the political wilderness of Deer Valley and powerless in what has become the party of Donald Trump.
Dignitysink
In the world of electronics, we have “heatsinks“. These are the little devices that suck the heat away from your laptop computer and cook your balls. Sorry. I mean turn your thighs into bacon.
We now have an item of apparel called a “DignitySink”. You wear these little hushpuppies and any self-esteem you might still retain leaks into the street.
