Darwin says that there is nothing like a 30 yard long flying face plant and body slide to hone the rough edges off of the ol’ family gonads.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Seems like a pretty reasonable philosophy to me. Off with their pork. Or heads. Whatever…
Spoiler Alert: For the poor, unsafe students at the University of Missouri–Just Kidding. For you J-School wannabes, it’s called satire. Deal with it.
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
Darwin says that sometimes the sky does fall. It’s guaranteed this Jihad i’s genome is now jam. Hey Abdullah, watch out for that mortar shell….
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Used to be you would catch “fast food” on the run, now you catch “the runs” from fast food. Call me quirky, but I prefer the old way of doing things.
Chipotle Ingredient Statement : Maybe I missed the part about handwashing, sanitation, and proper cooking temperatures. Just sayin’.
This baby field dresses, butchers and ‘prolly cooks your deer in an Arkansas minute.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
This means that for every force there is a reaction force that is equal in size, but opposite in direction. That is to say that whenever an object pushes another object it gets pushed back in the opposite direction equally hard.
As the days grow cold, the leaves turn glorious and the hint of wood smoke hangs in the air, hunters everywhere reminisce of seasons past.
When a man gets between another man and his chicken, there will be blood. Also murder and mayhem. No “Green Card” required. The USA Today reports, “Man killed for grabbing last piece of chicken, cops say“.
HOUSTON — One man is dead and another is accused of fatally stabbing him — all over a piece of chicken.
Reinaldo Cardoso Rivera, 38, of Houston was charged late last week with murder in connection with the Friday death of Darwin Perez Gonzalez, 34, of Houston.
Five men had been making dinner and drinking in an apartment in western Houston. But police said Rivera became angry when Gonzalez took the last piece of chicken.
An argument escalated into a fist fight that was taken out into the parking lot of the complex. Rivera then stabbed Gonzalez and fled the scene with the knife, police said.
Rivera later returned to the scene and admitted to police that he had stabbed Gonzalez. Rivera, whose case file says he is not a U.S. citizen, was arrested, charged and is being held in Harris County jail on $200,000 bond.
