Do you think the slogan “A Flamin’ Hot Asshole Warms The Heart” will play in Chicago? Or Minneapolis?
Last Line Of Defense Against Record Breaking Cold
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Schadenfreude – IRS Style
Schadenfreude is a bitch.
Saudi Consulate Gift Shop Was Sold Out Of Those ‘Cool’ Keffiyeh Head Scarf Things
Click Door Three to see what you got from the Saudi Consulate Gift Shop. Hint. It not a coincidence that Door Three looks quite “medieval“.
Senator Kyrsten ‘Boots’ Sinema (Democrat-AZ) – “Pretty Woman”
The Boots? Not so much….
Roy Orbison – “Oh, Pretty Woman”
Julia Roberts “Pretty Woman” – (Loveliest Boots on the Planet)
Payback Will Be A ‘Real’ Bitch
Darwin’s Stair Sliding Brigade Gets Schooled By Sir Isaac Newton
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Robert “Dento” O’Rourke
Found here first.