Chiraq – New Year’s Cemetary Field Trips

That Graceland Cemetery and Arboretum Tour last week was exciting.  The folks at HeyJackass.com recommend it as your final stop in absorbing Chicago culture.

Free, self-guided theme tours through Graceland Cemetery can focus on Chicago’s great architects and their influence, the city’s turbulent history, its powerful and inventive citizens, or the Cemetery’s natural beauty. A road map is available at the Graceland office, near the historic entrance.

2016 Chiraq Murder Statistics from HeyJackass.com.

 

McCain Says Russia Guilty of ‘Act of War’

If CNN reports it, it must not be ‘fake news’.  From CNN, “McCain: Russian cyberintrusions an ‘act of war’“.  An observation before the money quote, however.  It’s not all about you and Lindsay becoming relevant again, John.  Thank God you don’t have a ‘button’ and a ‘red phone’ and a 03:00 am call.

Sen. John McCain said Friday that Russia’s alleged meddling in the 2016 presidential election amounted to an “act of war.”

The Arizona Republican, who is chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, also has scheduled a hearing for next week on foreign cyberthreats to the US, which will also focus on Russian cyberhacking, a committee aide told CNN earlier Friday.

I can’t wait for the revised lyrics of John and Lindsay’s hit song, “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran“.

“Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb” – Slim Pickens rides the bomb (1964).

Sen. Lindsay ‘MeeToo’ Graham Hacked By Russians

In a struggle for relevancy, Sen. ‘MeeToo’ Lindsay Graham divulged on CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room that he was going after the Russkies, bigly, because he got hacked by that KGB dude, Vlad Putin.

Well, I say put up or shut up, Senator. Show us the documents supporting your claim. Who hacked you? When were you hacked? Were the hackers State Actors or free-lance? What systems were hacked? Was any data stolen? What level of security did your systems have? Who was responsible for your systems security? Why are you just coming forward with this information now?  Are you and the Agents that gave this ‘information’ to you willing to testify under oath that it was definitively Russian State Actors that penetrated your systems?  Your turn, Senator.

Brian ‘Milli Vanilli’ Williams

Milli Vanilli  “became one of the most popular pop acts in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Their success quickly turned to infamy when Morvan, Pilatus and their agent Sergio Vendero confessed that Morvan and Pilatus did not actually sing any of the vocals heard on the record.”

So, kiddies, you see why Brian has his new middle name. And here’s a few more wonderful examples of FakeNews brought to you by your favs, Brian and Hillary.