So Democrats Will Pledge Allegiance….?
Just not the the “Flag of the United States of America…”
Here’s a reminder of the real Pledge of Allegiance for those Democrats who have forgotten.
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
Alfred E. Neuman – The Early Years – update
Alfred E. Neuman’s formerly closeted brother from another mother, Pete, is running for President of the United States. And Alfred’s endorsement of his BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) is…? Drumroll, please. “What? Me Worry?”
Daily Darwin – It’s Never Too Early To Plan Your Fourth Of July Show
Darwin notes that proper show planning usually excludes the part where one’s ‘ownliest’ genomes are bathed in fiery, sparking reactive metals (aluminum or magnesium) causing a burst of very bright light and intense heat – sometimes at temperatures over 5000° F!
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Alfred E. Neuman – The Early Years
Some of Alfred’s close family memebers.
Found here.
AOC Parody – Household Appliance Freak Out
The New York Post writes, “Ocasio-Cortez: Garbage disposals were never really a thing in NYC.”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addressed the attention surrounding her first garbage disposal experience on Tuesday by claiming that the kitchen appliances “never really became a thing” in the city.
Ocasio-Cortez, 29, posted an Instagram story on Monday that chronicled the first time she used the device in her new Washington D.C. pad.
“This DC apartment is bougie and has things I’ve never seen before. Like what is a garbage disposal really for,” Ocasio-Cortez wrote in the caption.
“Is this what social mobility is? Using kitchen appliances you never saw growing up?”