Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing. And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov. Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.
First the “Ice Bucket” Challenge went viral, then it was the “Plastic Bag” Challenge. Now it’s the “Stoopid Challenge” and nobody knows how that bad boy is gonna work out.
**Stoopid is Stupid on Steroids
In case you don’t know what TrigglyPuff II is talking about, it’s regarding that time last November when Vlad Putin dropped Russian paratroopers into polling locations throughout the ‘Rust Belt’ in order to stuff the ballot boxes with Donald Trump votes. Hmmm? Didn’t they make a movie about that once? Or twice?
Let me remind you of the original, and unforgettable, TrigglyPuff.
Nope and Noper. Dope and Doper. Mutt and Jeff. Poop and Pooper. Dipp and Shitt. You figure out who’s who.
Still Uninstalling….
Rollback Obama ‘Accomplishments’? Yes/No/Fuck Yes
Thank you Mr. President. You help saved the GOP from themselves.
With a little more effort the only thing California will grow or produce is Mexicans. Forget about cows (Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner) ’cause “California’s New Cow Fart Regulations Totally Stink“.
“This bill curbs these dangerous pollutants and thereby protects public health and slows climate change,” said Gov. Jerry Brown said in a statement when he signed the bill in September, against the wishes of the state’s farmers.
The law won’t stop cows from farting, of course, because cows are notoriously disrespectful of human-passed laws. Instead, it will make life more difficult for dairy farmers in California.
California used to be the land of “fruits and nuts“, but with their penchant for regulations it’s soon going to be the “land of sand and sagebrush”. And Mexicans.
