Islamic Protester Dies From Inhaling Fiery Flag Fumes

President Obama, in another outreach to Muslims everywhere, reported famed flag maker, Betsy Ross, to the US Environmental Protection Agency for allegedly producing a defective product.  The President said, “None of our Islamic brothers and sisters should ever have to perish from the scourge of fiery, flag fumes while engaging in their First Amendment rights no matter where in the world they might be.”

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